Today I helped my brother move. I planned on coming out as gay... - FML

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By AblokeNamedSue - 10/09/2017 18:23

Today I helped my brother move. I planned on coming out as gay to him for support when we were alone, only for him to pick up one of his friends for help, would've been great if his friend hadn't gone on a 5 hour rant on how gay people were the devil's minions on the car ride. FML

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 12 September 2017 7:52

Chances are that if those are the beliefs that his friend has, that he shares them to some extent. Which could mean that said bigoted asshole ranting like a monkey on a typewriter could have saved you some heartache.

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 12 September 2017 7:52

Chances are that if those are the beliefs that his friend has, that he shares them to some extent. Which could mean that said bigoted asshole ranting like a monkey on a typewriter could have saved you some heartache.

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